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Hey gang, today’s Thursday experiment is special, in that it’s going to last all the way until Monday. It’s a Haiku War!

The rules are simple:

1. I post a Haiku after the rules.

2. You respond in the comments section via Haiku.

3. You can post as many as you want, and insult anyone you want, as long as it’s in good fun, and in Haiku. Anything not Haiku will be deleted with extreme prejudice.

4. For those of you that don’t know, a Haiku is structured in 3 phrases, in the form of 5-7-5 “morae” (think syllables). So the first line is 5 morae, the second is 7 morae, and the third is 5 morae again.

It looks something like this:

You use syllables
That make a five seven five
That’s how you haiku

Get it? Great! Let’s get started!

My haiku to you:

To all my readers
Get off Youtube you mofos
And get back to work.

Are you just gonna take that from me, you pansies?

FLAME ON!

31 comments add your comment

  1. this war I shall win
    with my violent poetry
    and one shoryuken

    (also this is my first haiku. I might have failed on bad english account)

  2. Didn’t know what haiku was,
    Since no no engrish,
    But then realized I’m the best anyway

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