The 8-Bit Zelda Hearts Tattoo

The 8-Bit Zelda Hearts Tattoo

So two weeks ago, I had a tattoo done. It’s an 8-bit tattoo comprised of three Zelda hearts, on my left pectoral. Two full hearts, one half. Here’s a video of me getting tattooed, filmed by my friend Etienne. . So the day after the tattoo, I was convinced I’d made the biggest mistake ofContinue Reading

Should I get back together with my ex?

Should I get back together with my ex?

You and your significant other have broken up. It is done. Life seems bleak and meaningless. There’s a physical pain in your body, like a dull ache, that you can’t seem to get rid of. It sits in your solar plexus, like a ball or a knot which you can’t seem to unwind. All ofContinue Reading

Why Geeks Make Great Boyfriends

“Why do you think geeks are good boyfriends?” is one of the first questions I get asked on this week’s episode of the Mr&MrsRomance podcast. My friends Marie and Suzie interviewed me for about 45mins on geeks, dating, pickup lines, and sex. I answer questions about why geeks great in bed, why we make exceptionalContinue Reading

Be More Productive By Doing Nothing

Be More Productive By Doing Nothing

I didn’t write a post last week. And this week’s post is 4 days late. Shit. SHIT! Normally, when I miss a post, I feel bad about it, and try to catch up somehow. It weighs on me, like the Sword of Damocles hanging over my head by a thread, ready to drop at anyContinue Reading

The 8 Rules of Casual Sex

The 8 Rules of Casual Sex

It’s a house party. A friend and I are drinking, when I see a familiar pretty face. “Hey!” she says, and gives me a big hug. “How’ve you been?” “I’m good,” I reply. “How are things with you? Haven’t seen you in ages.” “Yea, I got busy with work and stuff. By the way, thisContinue Reading

Meeting Women is Messy

Meeting Women is Messy

“Are you one of those pickup artist types?” she asks. A friend of mine told her about my blog, and how I teach geeks to be good with girls. “Because I’ve always been curious about them.” Interesting. “Can you walk up to any girl, and get her to sleep with you? Like James Bond?” “Nope,”Continue Reading

32 Dating Coaches Give Tips and a Free eBook

32 Dating Coaches Give Tips and a Free eBook

I just got back from my vacation in Thailand, and it was awesome. Don’t have time to write a full post about it this week, so instead, I’m going to do two things. First off, did you get my free eBook yet? It’s called “How to Create the Perfect Date,” and I’m giving it awayContinue Reading

4 Awesome Things About Turning 30

4 Awesome Things About Turning 30

So I’m in Thailand right now, on vacation. Living through the incredible hardship of chilling on the beach, getting some sun, and sipping on fruity manly Piña Coladas has me thinking about how great life is right now that I’m 30. You already know it’s like playing a Final Fantasy game.  So here are 4 reasonsContinue Reading

Don’t Get Cock Blocked by Socks

Don’t Get Cock Blocked by Socks

In Montreal, we have really wet and sloshy winters. There’s a ton of snow, rain, ice, and wetness, from October through to April. It’s excellent for snow angels, leaping into puddles, and laughing at people who slip on the ice and fall on their asses. It’s not so good for shoes. Customarily, when you enter someone’s houseContinue Reading

Eat Healthy At Work With Lunch Club

Eat Healthy At Work With Lunch Club

Ages ago, I sent out an email to my mailing list with instructions on how to eat healthy at work. Geeks like me aren’t known for our healthy lifestyles. If anything, people expect us to eat junk food every day, be incredibly thin or morbidly obese, and wear Cheetos stained outfits. Even though I hateContinue Reading